Tosohatchee

Remains of the Bumby Camp in the Tosohatchee Wildlife Management Area near Christmas, Florida.

Karissa Painting

My first attempt, using some new painting software. Picture of Karissa . Could be interesting for future photo's when I learn how to use it. Done as an 10"x8".

Thanksgiving 2009

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Thanksgiving this year was a formal, black tie event and Ethan was dressed accordingly except for the Converse All Stars. I guess he was making a fashion statement. The kids these days.

As you can see, he was really excited and looking forward to the turkey, pumpkin pie and sweet potato mixed together in the blender.


Some day someone will invent eye drops for babies, like Visine, that will take the blue/gray out.

Black Friday ............. Who Cares

Some thing to do besides shop on Black Friday.

OK ............

Anybody that actually believes that Tiger Woods did not have alcohol in his system when he knocked over a fire hydrant in front of his house at 2:30 AM in the morning raise their hands.

Tiger Woods: OK  .......  Like Who is here .....
      
Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.

Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.     

  Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.    

  Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.   

  Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.   

Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.    

  Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.     

 Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.      

Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober. 

Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.      

 Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.     

  Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.  
  
Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.   

   Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.    

   Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.    

  Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.     

 Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.   

 Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.
   
  Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.     
Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.    

Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.   

  Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.   
  
 Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.   
  
Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.   

Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.   


Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.    
  
  Hey you, like I will give you, like 50 million dollars to say that I was sober.  


Anybody else??????????


They said he should be a billionaire next week.

The Eight Faces Of Landon

Matt and Amanda's Eight kids. They were all born within a couple of weeks of each other so they look the same.

For those of you that saw the original "Nine Faces of Landon", I decided to replace it with the above picture.

OK Last One For Now

Obama To Hold Job Performance Review With Every American Worker

One More Time

Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

Again

Poll: Happy, Healthy Obamas Out Of Touch With Miserable Americans

Much Better than Saterday Night Live

I can't stop. Do you think "Saterday Night Live was funny????"

Gaffe-Prone Biden Embarrasses Nation Yet Again By Sneezing During Meeting

OMG II

Who comes up with this stuff ?????
The milk started shooting out my nose! ! !
Sorry for the language mom, I don't know how to edit this.

Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

OMG

Oh ....  My ...... God ........

I don't care what you say.... this is funny.





First Openly Gay Racehorse To Compete Sunday

Steal This Blog

OK kids, it's "Steal This Blog Tuesday". Today I'm posting some the other blogger's stuff.

(The owner of this site is not responsible or does not necessarily agree with the following content .......... maybe.)

Even though it only pays minimum wage, I love my new job! ! !
 

 
 
 
Its hard to take them seriousley when the mo-rons cant eaven spel no good! ! ! I don't understand ......... "No Pubic Option"..........do these women have a choice about whether they have a pubic or not?

And now, just in time for Thanksgiving............ How pumpkin pie is made.

One more for the road.

OK ..... one more.

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you an Obama fan?”

Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”

The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan."
 
OK. To be fair.
 
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

Bush and Powell Plan World War III

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"

OK. One more.

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
I can't help myself.............

 

More Photo's

Casa Feliz, a restored Spanish Farmhouse designed by architect James Gamble Rogers II, overlooking the golf course in the heart of Winter Park.

Pool scene in Maui, Hawaii.

Photo Uploads

Docks in Everglades City near Chokoloskee. You haven't lived until you've gotten lost fishing in the Everglades back country.

Shot of a pelican flying near the water while having an adult beverage at a restaurant near Jetty Park.

Koreshan State Park near Fort Myers Beach.

Photo's

Some recient photo's below.

Ponce Inlet

Thursday, 11-19-09 fishing trip to Ponce Inlet. Laura caught two of the four Mangrove Snapper in this picture and overall caught more fish total, however . . . . . . I caught the largest keeper! ! !

Overall, we caught about 35 fish total and yes, she did catch more than me for the first time in a hundred years. My prize? I get to clean the fish! ! We did catch several different species besides Mangrove Sapper like Bluefish, Dogfish and Ladyfish. We were targeting Redfish and Snook, but even after cast netting and soaking some Mullet, we didn't have any luck. I guess I should have worn my lucky hat.

OK.  Time for the joke of the day. Since I went fishing while everyone else was at work, I thought this one should be about the work place.
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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."



He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."


The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."


The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.

 Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled...







"SUPPLIES!!"

New Hat

Below is my new hat, and it has your name on it.

No, really, it does. Trust me.

But for now, time for something completely different............

Recently I saw one of my favorite movies, "1941" with John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd. I love the "Horrywood ! ! ! " scene.

And now............ the joke of the day.

Bob was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol.
He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up & died.
"All right, son," Said Bob, "what does that show you?"
"Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms."

My new hat with your name on it.........

Because it's Monday

Jokes...................... because it's Monday................. for some of you.

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.



I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.



Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.



A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano.
"Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man.
"Oh, well there's this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want."
Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie.
"You grant wishes right?"
"Yes." replies the genie.
"Hmm, I'd like a million bucks."
Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar.
"Look, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks!"
His friends sitting at the table replies,
"Well yeah, do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"
 
Sorry about the last joke Mom, you said to keep it clean, but as Larry The Cable Guy would say......you have to admit, that there was funny. I'll say 12 Hail Mary's.
 
 

I smell gunpowder.  Is that a bowling ball ? ?

Mormon Biker Gang

The cops were keeping a close eye on this biker gang called the "Mormon Wild Hogs" based out of Teton National Park.

By the looks of the low handle bars, I don't think they were riding Harley Davidson Sportsters. They must have a lot of money because their old ladies have their own bikes. I managed to get this shot and another one of the Teton range before they roared past us throwing up rocks and dust. It was pretty scary but Laura had her pepper spray ready just in case they wanted to rumble.

How The Heck Did That Happen ? ? ?

And now for something completely different.



The "How the heck did that happen ?" department.

And finally under the subject:
"How the heck did that happen?"
The most perplexing of all....

Eldora Settlement

Went to the Eldora Settlement south of New Smyrna beach and made this photograph of one of the original structures constructed around the 1880's.

1st Post

I started this Blog so that I may elucidate on my thoughts and images that come to my twisted mind from time to time. Please feel free (even if you don't feel free at this moment in time) to post your thoughts, comments, or emotional outburst in response to my electronic proclamations. Occasionally I will use ten dollar words just to be provocative and stimulating but mostly because I have access to a Thesaurus via the Internet. I mean, I didn't have a clue what elucidate meant until today, but at least I was familiar with with the word provocative.
Stay tuned kids, as I will move though my world that doesn't make sense and makes sense at the same time.
Let's see how it goes from here.

Meanwhile, a picture from our Halloween party.....



Or maybe a little more politicaly correct photo.....