Steal This Blog

OK kids, it's "Steal This Blog Tuesday". Today I'm posting some the other blogger's stuff.

(The owner of this site is not responsible or does not necessarily agree with the following content .......... maybe.)

Even though it only pays minimum wage, I love my new job! ! !
 

 
 
 
Its hard to take them seriousley when the mo-rons cant eaven spel no good! ! ! I don't understand ......... "No Pubic Option"..........do these women have a choice about whether they have a pubic or not?

And now, just in time for Thanksgiving............ How pumpkin pie is made.

One more for the road.

OK ..... one more.

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.

Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you an Obama fan?”

Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”

The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan."
 
OK. To be fair.
 
Q. What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?
A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

Bush and Powell Plan World War III

Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"

The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"

Bush said, "We're planning World War III."

The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"

Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"

OK. One more.

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 
I can't help myself.............